Fatherhood: where silence is suspicious, socks go missing daily, and every snack belongs to someone else.
This shirt is for the dad who’s raising a wild crew with love, sarcasm, and the stamina of a caffeine-fueled legend. Whether he’s unclogging toilets, refereeing sibling showdowns, or just trying to eat one meal in peace, he’s earned this title.
“Father of Chaos” — and proud of it.
This is not your average novelty tee.
Designed exclusively for That Shirty Place, this shirt is bold, original, and made for the kind of dad who runs on chaos... and coffee.
Why He’ll Love It (and Why It’s Worth Every Cent):
Printed on premium Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton — soft, strong, and made to last through snacks, splashes, and life’s messy catches
Exclusive design – created just for That Shirty Place (you won’t find this on Amazon or in chain stores)
Not mass-produced – each shirt is made to order for real dads, not discount racks
Guaranteed laughs – perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just flexing those big poppa vibes
Classic and Bold colours: (a.k.a. dad uniform approved)
Product Details:
Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
100% cotton (heather colours contain a cotton/poly blend)
Classic fit with reinforced seams (built dad-tough)
Tear-away label for itch-free comfort
Designed and printed to order (no bulk printing, no cheap shortcuts)
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
Use non-chlorine bleach if needed
Do not iron (trust us)
Do not dry clean
Tumble dry low heat
Sizing Tip:
Classic unisex fit – true to size
Want a little more space for snacks and sarcasm? Size up.
Perfect For:
Sarcastic dads, chaos commanders, and sweary dads
Father’s Day gifts that actually get a laugh
Anyone who knows parenting is a contact sport
Shipping Info:
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