Funny Dad Shirt – If Dad Can’t Fix It, We’re Screwed

For the dad who’s the go-to guy for broken bikes, squeaky doors, and impossible IKEA instructions…

This tee is for the legend who wields a screwdriver like Thor wields his hammer — and keeps the household (mostly) in one piece.

Whether he's fixing things or pretending he knows how, this shirt says it all:
“If Dad Can’t Fix It, We’re Screwed.”

This is not your average novelty tee.

Designed exclusively for That Shirty Place, this shirt is bold, original, and made for dads who fix everything — except their golf swing.

Why He’ll Love It (and Why It’s Worth Every Cent):

• Printed on premium Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton — soft, strong, and made to last through snacks, splashes, and life’s messy catches

• Exclusive design – created just for That Shirty Place (you won’t find this on Amazon or in chain stores)

• Not mass-produced – each shirt is made to order for real dads, not discount racks

• Makes the perfect gift with impact – laughs guaranteed for Father’s Day, birthdays, or new-dad celebrations

• Classic and Bold colours: (a.k.a. dad uniform approved)

Product Details:

• Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee

• 100% cotton (heather colours contain a cotton/poly blend)

• Classic fit with reinforced seams (built dad-tough)

• Tear-away label for itch-free comfort

• Designed and printed to order (no bulk printing, no cheap shortcuts)

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)

• Use non-chlorine bleach if needed

• Do not iron (trust us)

• Do not dry clean

• Tumble dry low heat

Sizing Tip:

• Classic unisex fit – true to size

• Want a little extra room for snacks and sarcasm? Size up

Perfect For:

• Dads who fix things

• Dads who say they fix things

• Father’s Day, Dad’s birthday, or just for a laugh

• Anyone who’s ever had to ask Dad, “Can you fix this?”

Shipping Info:

• Shipping is calculated at checkout

• Free shipping automatically applies to orders over $70